Is Eva Preggers? Or, How Web Rumors Get Started
Today 10:10 AM PDT by

The blogsphere is ripe with rumors that Eva Longoria Parker is with child. How’d they come to that
conclusion? By using this time-tested fertility formula:

  • Have a womb. Check!
  • Be seen on the red carpet with anything more than 0 percent body fat—like
    this CFDA appearance (left). Check!
  • Follow up said appearance by wearing baggy clothing—like this New York shopping excursion (right). Check!
  • Bonus points for having a boyfriend or husband who actually could have
    planted the seed. Check!
    OMG. Eva is so preggers.